Too much gin, very little bucket
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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