I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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