it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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