were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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