You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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