sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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