I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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