He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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