do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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