oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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