But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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