ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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