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what?
penguin condom
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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