your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just want nice things and good sex
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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