Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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