why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You pole danced in your parka.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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