I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Boobs are out for the taking
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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