i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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