yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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