i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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