Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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