Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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