Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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