1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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