Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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