Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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