Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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