Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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