Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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