Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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