I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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