Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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