So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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