I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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