I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
a search helicopter?!
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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