if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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