he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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