Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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