Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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