Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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