If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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