I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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