The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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