Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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