your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i barfeds in our rink
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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