So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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