I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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