Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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