Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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