come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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